Me, on watching the promos for the new season of the Sarah Silverman program: Would you rather lick a dog's ass or (pointing at cat) that cat's ass?
Brando: I think I'd rather blow my brains out, with a gun on each side to make sure I got both sides of my brain. I'd rather suck plutonium out of a Kryptonite enchilada. But if someone had the gun to your head, I suppose I'd take the cat.
I'd have to go for the dog.
I think Grizzled and I have actually had this conversation before. We've certainly had many like it.
I remember asking him if he had to choose, which Kratt Brother would he rather go out with. My sister was amazed he answered. I think he knows the only way to stop my progression of insane questions is to answer as soon as possible. :)
Posted by: Jennifer | October 10, 2007 at 09:23 AM
Aw, Brando says the sweetest things.
Posted by: churlita | October 10, 2007 at 09:34 AM
What's a Kratt Brother? There is a whole game involving these kinds of questions.
Posted by: Chuckles | October 10, 2007 at 10:03 AM
Chuckles- the Kratt Brothers are animal educators (like Jeff Corwin, but aimed more at kids). My girls used to watch their Zooboomafoo on PBS or whatever it was called...
Posted by: Jennifer | October 10, 2007 at 10:49 AM
I didn't realize they were mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Snag | October 10, 2007 at 01:35 PM
Yes, it's always a laugh riot around here.
Thanks for stopping by, guys, even though I'm not nearly as funny as Brando.
Posted by: TLB | October 10, 2007 at 06:18 PM
A thread on animal ass-licking. This should give you a horrifying insight into the kind of people that hang around the Lovely Brando's place.
Posted by: Snag | October 10, 2007 at 10:49 PM
How bad can it be? I have seen both my cat and my dog lick their own asses more than once. They keep coming back for more, and you are telling me you are not in the least bit curious...
Posted by: fish | October 11, 2007 at 10:50 PM