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January 09, 2008

Dear Jennifer: It's On!

It has come to the attention of this blog that Jennifer at Saying Yes has claimed rights to Brando. However, all rights and reservations about Brando are the sole property of his parent corporation, TLB Matrimonicals Inc., and are claimed under the spousal precedent of H. Simpson vs. P. of Darkness. Likewise, Brando spreading intellectual property on other blogs does not entitle other commentors to his humor seed.

Those wishing to purchase Brando must pay $3.99 for the first minute, and $1.99 for each additional minute, usually for a maximum of three minutes. Or they may pay a flat rate of $12.99 per month for as much Brando as they can stand, with the understanding that he also comes with a large dose of Rock Band.

Posted at 10:38 PM in Weblogs |

Comments

Res Publica

Haha, you said "seed".

Posted by: Res Publica | January 09, 2008 at 11:10 PM

Jennifer

TLB- you've got bigger problems on your hands than me. Apparently Disney already owns all things Brando.

Posted by: Jennifer | January 10, 2008 at 07:22 AM

Chuckles

TLB, I would like a contract to get in some Rock Band. OOO! I met a guy in an actual rock band who plays Rock Band! It frigging blew my mind!

Posted by: Chuckles | January 10, 2008 at 09:02 AM

churlita

Can I just contract out his Rock Band game? I like Brando and all, but he's so much better with TLB.

Posted by: churlita | January 10, 2008 at 10:07 AM

TLB

Disney can't have him either. He had his chance.

Chuckles, you're welcome at our house anytime.

Posted by: TLB | January 10, 2008 at 10:26 AM

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